So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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