you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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