You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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