Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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