I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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