he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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