is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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