She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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