That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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