do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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