shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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