Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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