Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
