No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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