She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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