loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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