Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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