i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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