I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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