you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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