Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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