How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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