Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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