do herpes really smell.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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