weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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