I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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