this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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