I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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