Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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