Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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