did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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