her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i now understand why vodka
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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