Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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