i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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