just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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