OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize