my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
