She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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