As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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