i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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