Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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