So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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