legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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