I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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