SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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