is your mom at the bar?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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