I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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