Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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