if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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