plz talk dirty to me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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