I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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