Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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