we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
