absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Buhtt sex?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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