i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
