"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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