Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
